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Alhambra Cinema - Times and information for the Alhambra Cinema in Penrith.
Plug and Play - The local Theatre in Penrith. Every second and fourth Sunday in the month, artistes of all shapes, sizes and musical persuasion converge on Penrith Playhouse.
Fiona Motion - Drag comedy vocalist act. Dates of performances, and information about bookings.
Toppers Nightclub - An insite into Cumbria's biggest and only online nightclub.
David Williams-Ellis - Artist working in drawings, bronzes and glass sculptures of the clothed and nude human form. Examples of work and biography of the artist.
Pet Portraits in Pastel by Sally Logue - Kirkoswald - Pastel drawings - a good likeness of dog, cat of horse from photos by UK Animal Portrait Artist. Free webcards of pet portraits.
Infinity Disco - Mobile disco for North Cumbria and Southwest Scotland. Details of services and equipment used.
Penrith Live Blues - Live blues nights at the Penrith Playhouse. What's on, and booking information.
Heaven Entertainment Ltd - Private, weddings and corporate entertainment agents based in Penrith.
Innerspin Entertainment - Catering for every music need, discos and DJs for every occasion, clubs and pubs a speciality. Over 10 years DJing experience.
Alan Stones - Oil paintings, drawings and original prints by Penrith, Cumbria based artist Alan Stones. Biography and gallery details. Original prints are available to buy securely online.
Edensound Mobile Disco - Entertainment service,for weddings, birthdays parties corporate events, and other functions, either as a mobile disco or a live band. Brief contact details.
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Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. -- Woody Allen When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Arts and Entertainment If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Soul meets soul on lovers lips. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. -- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. 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(Albert Einstein) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise -- William Blake blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Arts and Entertainment If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz Arts and Entertainment Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Arts and Entertainment All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin We can do no great things; only small things with great love. -- Mother Teresa "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Arts and Entertainment "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb Character is what you are in the dark. -- Dwight L. Moody Arts and Entertainment "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Arts and Entertainment "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Arts and Entertainment Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. -- Ernest Hemingway We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes. -- Cybi Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other. -- W. Somerset Maugham Arts and Entertainment Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Arts and Entertainment I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Arts and Entertainment Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman Arts and Entertainment
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