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Sedbergh and District Community Office - A guide to the facilities, attractions, clubs and societies, and accommodation in Sedbergh.

Sedbergh Dent Garsdale in the Yorkshire Dales National Park UK - Guide to the three delightful towns / villages in the Yorkshire Dales National Park, and also in Cumbria. History of the area, places to stay, businesses and photos.

Sedbergh and District Community Newspaper - An electronic version of Lookaround - a community newsletter which serves the population of Sedbergh and the surrounding areas of Cautley, Deepdale, Dent, Frostrow, Firbank, Garsdale, Gawthrop, Howgill, Killington and Middleton.

The Cumbria Directory Sedbergh - Traveler's guide to Cumbria and the Lake District. Includes business and accommodation listings, and tourist attractions.

Farfield Mill - Arts and Heritage Centre offers visitors a place to see artists and craft workers at work. Directory of artists, list of events and courses. Restaurant and shop.

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley Sedbergh If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Sedbergh I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men. -- Henry B. Adams Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Sedbergh A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Sedbergh People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show We must become the change we want to see. -- Gandhi Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain Sedbergh Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. -- Russell Baker Sedbergh Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Sedbergh Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Sedbergh Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations. -- Sigmund Freud Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. -- Herbert Hoover Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Sedbergh "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. -- English Proverb I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th Sedbergh The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions. -- Anonymous Sedbergh "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon Sedbergh If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane Sedbergh Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Sedbergh Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an inquest. -- H. L. Mencken "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Anonymous We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard Sedbergh If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Sedbergh Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development. -- Russell Baker "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Sedbergh "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Sedbergh "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sedbergh "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter really Sedbergh Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. -- Gore Vidal "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words Sedbergh The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Sedbergh
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