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Westmorland - The Westmorland branch of CAMRA covers the old county of Westmorland, which includes Kendal, Appleby-in-Westmorland, the Southern Lake District and South to the Lancashire border plus Sedbergh & Dent. Includes event listing and newsletter plus information about their beer festival.
CAMRA and Real Ale in Cumbria - The activities of CAMRA in Cumbria, favourite pubs and local beers. Links to each of the regional groups, and currently hosts the West Cumbria group. Details of Cumbrian breweries.
Furness - About the Furness Beer Festival, including photos and reports from previous years' festivals, as well as other outing reports and photos
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. -- P. J. O'Rourke Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I CAMRA Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous CAMRA If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason CAMRA It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti (sculptor) CAMRA The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker CAMRA Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toil The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) CAMRA Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) CAMRA America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) CAMRA Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry CAMRA the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and believing you've witnessed the second coming. -- Guy Kawasaki If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed -- Kate Halverson CAMRA Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think. -- Anon. "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) CAMRA Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada CAMRA The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. -- Steve Bluestone Silence is argument carried out by other means. - ErnestoCheGuevara Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) CAMRA Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy CAMRA Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain CAMRA The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. -- Brendon Behan "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon CAMRA "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly. -- Bhagava Gita "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde CAMRA In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) CAMRA "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet CAMRA The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. CAMRA To love another person is to help them love God. -- Søren Kierkegaard A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. -- Chinese Proverb Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All CAMRA "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing. -- Bernard Baruch CAMRA
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