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The English Lake District Japan Forum - A proactive private and public sector partnership dedicated to maintaining and increasing the numbers of Japanese visitors to the Lake District area.
Englands Lake Country - Information on bed and breakfast, hostels, touring, motels, hotels, campgrounds, excursions and history for those wishing to plan a vacation in the area.
The Dales Way - Essential information for anyone intending to undertake this long distance trail in Northern England, between Ilkley, West Yorkshire and Bowness-on-Windermere, Cumbria.
Saddleback Trail - Horse riding holidays in Cumbria and Saddleback Trails offer holidays for horse and rider. Bring your own horse or hire one.
Pleasure in Leisure - They tailor events and activities in packages to suit requirements for groups in the English Lake District.
Lake District National Park - The official web site of the Lake District National Park authority. Information about the Lake District, the Park Authority, the Brockhole visitor centre, education, what's on and news.
Cumbria Classic Coaches - Classic buses and coaches to hire for events such as weddings. Fleet list, hire information and timetable of organised trips.
Central and Southern Lake District Council - Accommodation database of guest houses and holiday accommodation in South Lakeland and the Furness peninsulas.
Wordsworth's Lake District - Brief guide to the three homes of William Wordsworth in the Lake District, that are all open to the public.
Horse Hire Riding Holidays in Cumbria - Horse riding holidays through northern Lakeland, staying with the horse at farmhouse b&b's. Details and photos.
Western Lake District Official Guide - Guide to events, accommodation, and attractions in the Allerdale and Copeland regions of West Cumbria.
guided walking holidays in the uk howgills, lake district, yorkshire dales - guided walking holidays and short breaks in the uk howgills, lake district, yorkshire dales
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Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Travel and Tourism A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family. -- Navaho saying Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive? -- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first. -- Benjamin Franklin The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. -- Ambrose Bierce Travel and Tourism "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell Travel and Tourism "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon. Travel and Tourism In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled. -- Paul Eldridge Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Travel and Tourism Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson Travel and Tourism Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Travel and Tourism One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. -- Oscar Wilde If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -- Eleanor Roosevelt All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones. -- Peter DeVries When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. -- Anonymous "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Never moon a werewolf. -- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. Travel and Tourism Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Travel and Tourism "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Travel and Tourism Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch Travel and Tourism Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -- George Jean Nathan "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage. -- John Murray Travel and Tourism
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