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Lastminutelakes.com - Late availability self catering cottages and country house accommodation offering late deals on holidays, weekend and short breaks.
Accommodation, Inspection and Advisory Service - AIAS provides inspection and advice services for accommodation providers in Cumbria and their guests.
English Lakes Hotels - A family run group of six hotels, with information about each, company news and job vacancies.
Lakelovers Holiday Cottages - Self catering accommodation in various areas of South Cumbria.
Lake District Accommodation Listings - A selection of fine guest house, bed and breakfast, self catering and hotel accommodation in the Lake District.
Accommodation in YHA Lake District Hostels - Guide to YHA accommodation in the Lake District. On-line booking service available.
Farm House Holidays in South Lakeland - Inspected self-catering and bed and breakfast farmhouse accommodation in the Southern part of the English Lake District.
Real Ale and a Bed - In these pages you'll find lots about real ale, accommodation to stay in while enjoying it, and any other up to-date news, beer festivals and links.
Historic Farmhouses in Cumbria - Farmhouses offering bed and breakfast or self catering accommodation in Cumbria. The buildings, many listed, offer an unparalled history dating back many centuries. Details of the accommodation, facilities and the area.
Lake District Inns - Hotel and self catering accommodation in the Lake District at traditional country hotels and self catering cottages. Guide to facilities of several properties.
Eden Country Holidays - A group of independent owners of holiday accommodation, all located in country or village settings providing a wide choice of registered and inspected bed and breakfast or self-catering accommodation.
Last Minute Lakeland - Cumbrian accommodation directory featuring B&B's, hotels, self catering, camping and backpacking. Updated online special offers.
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Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry Accommodation You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle Accommodation Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. -- Groucho Marx "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Accommodation The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Accommodation "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) I think, therefore I'm single. -- Female philosopher Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Accommodation God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Accommodation If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. -- Lisa Moriyama Drink to me. -- Pablo Picasso, dying words He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein Accommodation Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher. -- Socrates Sir, I would rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Accommodation "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. -- Jacob Braude blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Accommodation "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. -- Groucho Marx A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) Accommodation The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God. -- Herbert Westren Turnbull You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr Accommodation "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long per Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30." -- Anonymous Accommodation "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. -- Jean Cocteau Accommodation "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Accommodation Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title. -- Virginia Woolf Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Accommodation Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. -- Kenny Ausubel "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Accommodation "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Accommodation
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