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Cumbria Tourist Guides - An association of professionally trained guides, all of whom hold the coveted Blue Badge for Cumbria and have a great love and in-depth knowledge of Cumbria and the English Lake District.
A Good Guide - Valerie Abraham is a qualified and registered Blue Badge Guide. She will take you on leisurely rambles, show you wonderful sights and, over quiet conversations, discuss them with you. Poets and Plants are two of Val Abraham's passions.
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(Benjamin Franklin) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain Tour Guides A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it. -- Albert Einstein, attributed Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Tour Guides Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde Tour Guides "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -- John F. Kennedy I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl Tour Guides If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau Tour Guides It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. -- E. B. White blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Tour Guides Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Tour Guides Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Tour Guides "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. -- Chinese Proverb You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. -- George Bernard Shaw Tour Guides Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason Tour Guides "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Tour Guides Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will. -- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -- Anonymous "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Tour Guides "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Tour Guides Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Tour Guides The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Tour Guides "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke Tour Guides "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Tour Guides It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau Tour Guides All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed... -- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Tour Guides
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