Arts and Entertainment Links
Return to Main
 Link to our Web Page
 Up One Level
:: Europe :::: United Kingdom :::: England :::: Cumbria :::: Whitehaven :::: Arts and Entertainment ::

Arts and Entertainment Links

Rosehill Theatre - Small theatre on the outskirts of Whitehaven, offering classical, folk, jazz, and rock music, drama and dance for adults and children, and film.
Gaiety Cinema - Times and information for the Gaiety Cinema in Whitehaven.
Whitehaven Brass Band - History of the band, practice times, photos, concert diary.
St Benedict's High School Theatre Productions - Theatre productions put on by the pupils and teachers at St Benedict's High School.
Ben Messenger - Singer, songwriter and guitarist, with biography, news, music clips and a picture gallery.
Peter Reay Photography - Wedding photography by Peter Reay. Differing styles of albums on display.
Photographs by J R Tindall - Photographs by Cumbrian photographer John Tindall, based in Whitehaven. many sets of photographs displayed - with information about how to buy prints.
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Arts and Entertainment Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders - last words Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality. -- Ralph Marston Arts and Entertainment The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET? -- Michael Meissner The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson Arts and Entertainment A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Arts and Entertainment Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance - Oscar Wilde The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. -- B. F. Skinner Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Arts and Entertainment An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. -- Sacha Guitry A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Arts and Entertainment "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert Arts and Entertainment Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come. -- Victor Hugo Arts and Entertainment "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Arts and Entertainment Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -- Abraham Lincoln Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Arts and Entertainment I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Arts and Entertainment The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau ( The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Arts and Entertainment To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought. -- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arts and Entertainment "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Arts and Entertainment A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said. -- George Santayana "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Arts and Entertainment "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -- Voltaire Arts and Entertainment Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. -- Mark B. Cohen We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. -- G. K. Chesterton Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje Arts and Entertainment What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Arts and Entertainment And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Arts and Entertainment Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstein A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. -- Booker T. Washington Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the child. -- Anne Sullivan "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Arts and Entertainment An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Arts and Entertainment
Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |