Plaza Cinemas - Times and information for the Plaza multiplex cinemas at Dunmail Park, Workington.
Carnegie Arts Centre - A major arts and entertainment venue in the centre of Workington. A varied weekly programme of activities and events. Also information about Monroe's Bar. Events listings for both.
Edmund Blood - Painter and Illustrator - Biography of the artist , and examples of his work - paintings, portraits, illustrations, and prints. Based in Great Clifton.
Motiv-8 Entertainments - Corporate and private entertainers. Team building to wedding discos.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Arts and Entertainment Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Arts and Entertainment Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Arts and Entertainment
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Arts and Entertainment Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Arts and Entertainment
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Arts and Entertainment If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Arts and Entertainment
Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Arts and Entertainment Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Arts and Entertainment
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Arts and Entertainment Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Arts and Entertainment
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Arts and Entertainment
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Arts and Entertainment To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Arts and Entertainment
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Arts and Entertainment The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Arts and Entertainment
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Arts and Entertainment "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Arts and Entertainment Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Arts and Entertainment
