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The Crazy Art Club - The Crazy Art Club is an arts workshop for 8 to 13 year olds in Workington, Cumbria. It gives opportunities for young children to get experience with quality artist materials, and access to a wide range of artistic skills.
Workington Golf Club - Official website of the club established in 1893, with distant views of the western Lakeland mountains. History, facilities, news, results, and a guide to the course.
Workington Sports and Leisure Centre - Situated in Moorclose, the centre facilities include a swimming pool, squash courts, multi-sports courts, a health suite, sunbeds and a gymnasium. Details and prices.
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Bronowski, The Ascent of Man I have read your book and much like it. -- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Recreation and Sports Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. -- French saying Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. -- Abraham Maslow He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that. -- John Stuart Mill Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Recreation and Sports "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown Recreation and Sports Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach. -- Aldous Huxley Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Recreation and Sports One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -- Bertrand Russell "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 Recreation and Sports Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz History is more or less bunk. -- Henry Ford The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Recreation and Sports Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.... -- Carl Zwanzig Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Recreation and Sports >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Recreation and Sports Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. -- Tom Robbins Recreation and Sports Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. -- Niels Bohr I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry. -- John Webster "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Recreation and Sports "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick (II) the Great Recreation and Sports Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true. -- Polish proverb It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in freedom. -- Albert Einstein Spinster: A bachelor's wife. In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work Recreation and Sports "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Recreation and Sports If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. -- Anonymous "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson Recreation and Sports A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. -- Mark Twain "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce Recreation and Sports Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Recreation and Sports "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Recreation and Sports Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Recreation and Sports I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cĉsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together. -- Joan Thompson People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Recreation and Sports "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes Recreation and Sports
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