Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Travel and Tourism It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Travel and Tourism
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Travel and Tourism "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Travel and Tourism
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Travel and Tourism It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Travel and Tourism
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism
I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Travel and Tourism In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Travel and Tourism
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Travel and Tourism "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Travel and Tourism
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Travel and Tourism "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Travel and Tourism
Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Travel and Tourism And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Travel and Tourism
