Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Recreation and Sports Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Recreation and Sports
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Man and wife make one fool. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Recreation and Sports Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Recreation and Sports
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Recreation and Sports Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Recreation and Sports
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Recreation and Sports Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Recreation and Sports
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Recreation and Sports
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Recreation and Sports The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Recreation and Sports
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Recreation and Sports Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Recreation and Sports
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Recreation and Sports It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Recreation and Sports
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Recreation and Sports "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Recreation and Sports
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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