Bradwell Village - Information about the village and an activities section for the area.
Old Bradwell - Comprehensive history of this village including church records.
Cotton Grass Theatre Company - Professional company. Past productions and reviews plus information on the Young People's Theatre.
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Bradwell Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Bradwell
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Bradwell The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Bradwell
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Bradwell "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Bradwell
Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Bradwell The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Bradwell
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Bradwell What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
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Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Bradwell "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde Bradwell
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Bradwell It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Bradwell
We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Bradwell Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Bradwell When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Bradwell Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bradwell
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Bradwell If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Bradwell
