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Byethorpe - Makers and suppliers of handmade furniture.

Capability Brown Landscaping - Offers a wide range of garden design and maintenance or grounds keeping services in the Hope Valley.

Gardening UK - List of some garden supply centres in the county.

PineGrove - Provides hand made furniture which can be made to specification if required. Details of products, photos, contact details and company history. [Based in Swadlincote]

R.Evans Engineering - Manufacturers of wrought iron spiral staircases, gates, railings, loft access and conversions and furniture.

Sandart Electrical Services - Supplies quotations, for electrical maintenance installations, burglar alarms, telephone extensions, external and internal lighting.

Shipley Garden Centre - Offers plants and water features. [Locations in Heanor and Denby]

Tile Town - Showroom with branches in Alvaston and South Normanton. Profile, product range, special offers and directions.

Oberoi Brothers Lighting - Specialists in decorative lighting sourced from all over the world. Trade and retail.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. -- Ambrose Bierce As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Home and Garden "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. -- Anonymous I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. -- Henny Youngman Home and Garden Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them. -- H. L. Mencken I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed Home and Garden No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Home and Garden Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -- Oscar Wilde Home and Garden Victory belongs to the most persevering. -- Napoleon Bonaparte Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson Home and Garden Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Home and Garden I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderson Home and Garden "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune. -- Anonymous A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde Home and Garden They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--- -- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Home and Garden Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Home and Garden Honor the ocean of love. -- George de Benneville "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton Home and Garden I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Home and Garden The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style. -- Fred Astaire "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Home and Garden Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life. -- Abbie M. Dale The difference between fiction and reality? 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(Paul Lutus) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose, 1931 Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist. -- Thomas Carlyle Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken Home and Garden "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. 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People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde Home and Garden Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't. -- Lucille Ball "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." 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