The Blake Group: - Vauxhall and peugeot dealerships in Chesterfield and Worksop. Photos and details.
Peter Smith Sports Cars - Lotus, Morgan, and TVR dealers, photos, details and prices of new and used cars. [Located in Hatton]
General Trailer Engineering - Specialist firm offering trailer repair services and trailer customisation. Located in Swadlincote.
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Motoring Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Motoring
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Motoring Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Motoring
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Motoring Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Motoring
I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Motoring If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Motoring
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Motoring What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Motoring
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Motoring After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Motoring
"I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Motoring Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Motoring
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Motoring "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Motoring
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Motoring The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Motoring
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Motoring No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Motoring
"Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Motoring The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Motoring
