Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Travel and Tourism Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Travel and Tourism "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Travel and Tourism
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Travel and Tourism "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Travel and Tourism Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Travel and Tourism
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Travel and Tourism "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Travel and Tourism
If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Travel and Tourism
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Travel and Tourism
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Travel and Tourism Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Travel and Tourism
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Travel and Tourism
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Travel and Tourism To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Travel and Tourism
