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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Chesterfield A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Chesterfield
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Chesterfield I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Chesterfield
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Chesterfield "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Chesterfield
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Chesterfield What's new? Most of my wife. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Chesterfield
"This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Chesterfield Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Chesterfield
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Chesterfield "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Chesterfield
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Chesterfield He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Chesterfield
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Chesterfield I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Chesterfield
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Chesterfield A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Chesterfield
He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Chesterfield It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Chesterfield
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Chesterfield Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Chesterfield
