"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Travel and Tourism The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Travel and Tourism
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Travel and Tourism Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Travel and Tourism Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Travel and Tourism
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Travel and Tourism I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
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coachin "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
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Ahad HaAm Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Travel and Tourism We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
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-- Cynthia H It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Travel and Tourism I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Travel and Tourism
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Travel and Tourism
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Travel and Tourism
A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Travel and Tourism
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Travel and Tourism It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Travel and Tourism
