If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Recreation and Sports "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Recreation and Sports
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Recreation and Sports Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Recreation and Sports
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Recreation and Sports We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports
"To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Recreation and Sports "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Recreation and Sports
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Recreation and Sports I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Recreation and Sports Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Recreation and Sports I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Recreation and Sports
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Recreation and Sports Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Recreation and Sports
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Recreation and Sports Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Recreation and Sports
"You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Recreation and Sports There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Recreation and Sports
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Recreation and Sports Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Recreation and Sports
