Buxworth Football Club - The official site of Buxworth Football club, better known as Buggy. Team photo and fixtures.
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-- Unknown history student Football
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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children and no theories.
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know what to create.
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-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Football
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
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-- Dave Barry Football
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of another.
-- Helen Keller When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Football After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
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-- Jeremy S. Anderson It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Football
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-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Football
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Football "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Football
the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
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-- Gloria Vanderbilt Football Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
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-- Calvin Trillin Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Football
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Football Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Football
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really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Football He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Football
