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Blackwell Methodist Church - Details of Sunday services, events and midweek meetings including Sunday School and the Wesley Guild.
Crich Baptist Church - Evangelical Baptist Church. Includes services and meetings, history, diary, Bible study resources, and audio files of sermons.
South Normanton Methodist Circuit - Consists of nine churches in the South Normanton/Alfreton area of North Derbyshire. Location of churches, service times and contact.
Bolsover & Staveley Methodist Circuit - List, with services information, of the churches which make up the group, preaching plan, newsletter and policy.
Holbrook Moor Methodist Church - Includes services, youth, worship, events, evangelical material, mission statement, links and location. In the Belper circuit.
Littleover Methodist Church - Services, child and youth activities, Alpha course, prayer life, location and links.
Parish of St Peter & St Paul - Catholic church serving this county. Photographs, Mass times, location map and public transport information. [Located in Swadlincote]
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill Religion All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Religion Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. -- Katharine Hepburn When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway Religion When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. -- Buckminster He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano Religion "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill Religion Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example. -- Anon. When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Religion If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre Religion He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Religion We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radner Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Religion Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugl "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Religion Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore Religion Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Religion The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Religion The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Religion I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Religion I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Religion Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Religion "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. Religion I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. -- Mark Twain We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they couldn't cha For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Religion "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Religion "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance. -- Henry David Thoreau "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei Religion The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- P. J. O'Rourke Religion
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