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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Accommodation We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Accommodation
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Accommodation I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Accommodation
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Accommodation With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation
All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Accommodation "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Accommodation
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Accommodation Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Accommodation
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Accommodation The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation
I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Accommodation "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation
I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Accommodation Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Accommodation
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Accommodation "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Accommodation "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Accommodation The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Accommodation
