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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Transport "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Transport
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Transport "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Transport
"We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Transport
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Transport
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Transport A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Transport
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Transport blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Transport
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol What's new? Most of my wife. Transport Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Transport I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Transport
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Transport "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Transport
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Transport "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Transport
And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Transport Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Transport
