I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Chudleigh "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Chudleigh
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Chudleigh "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Chudleigh
Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Chudleigh "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Chudleigh
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Chudleigh Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Chudleigh
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Chudleigh Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Chudleigh
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Chudleigh Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Chudleigh
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Chudleigh "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Chudleigh
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Chudleigh Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Chudleigh
"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Chudleigh I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Chudleigh
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Chudleigh "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Chudleigh
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Chudleigh "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Chudleigh
