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Peter Mayhews Web Site - About Cullompton and the local area. Information on Peter and his friends. Jokes and music lyrics also included.
Cullompton - Attractions, latest news and what's on guide. Community news and history of Cullompton.
Cully Online - Provides information for the community of Cullompton Includes discussion forums, free personal adverting, and local entertainment.
Padbrook Park - A sporting and recreation centre with details of leisure and conference facilities, plus enquiry form.
Weir Mill Farm - Bed and breakfast at Willand. Describes the accommodation and its facilities with tariff, local attractions and directions.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor Cullompton Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. -- Ambrose Bierce I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am. -- Samuel Johnson Cullompton Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. -- Rainer Maria Ril "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Cullompton "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Cullompton Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Cullompton Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. People only see what they are prepared to see. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Cullompton The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Cullompton Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb Cullompton Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. -- Friedrich Nietzsche "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker Cullompton "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. -- John Heisman The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne. -- Robertson Davies Cullompton The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday Cullompton One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Cullompton "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice. -- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Cullompton The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea. -- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Cullompton He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur Godfrey The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible. -- Mao Tse-tung Cullompton Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge. -- Edward Chilton Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Cullompton Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Cullompton "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish. -- Ovid And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide. -- Chris Hubbock, who sh Cullompton "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. -- Igor Stravinsky Cullompton Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. -- Abraham Lincoln I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot. -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Cullompton He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Cullompton Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis Cullompton
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