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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dartmouth "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Dartmouth
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dartmouth Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Dartmouth
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Dartmouth Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Dartmouth
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Dartmouth "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Dartmouth
It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Dartmouth blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Dartmouth
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Marriage is a rest period between romances. Dartmouth Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Dartmouth
Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Dartmouth "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Dartmouth
Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Dartmouth It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Dartmouth
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Dartmouth A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Dartmouth
"Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Dartmouth I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Dartmouth
"There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Dartmouth Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Dartmouth
