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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Dawlish Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Dawlish
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dawlish My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Dawlish
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Dawlish Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Dawlish
The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Dawlish May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Dawlish
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Dawlish The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Dawlish
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Dawlish They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Dawlish
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Dawlish Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Dawlish
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Dawlish In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Dawlish
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Dawlish Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Dawlish
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Dawlish Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Dawlish
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Dawlish Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Dawlish
