May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Hartland "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Hartland
"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Hartland "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Hartland
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Hartland "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Hartland
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Hartland "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Hartland
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Hartland Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Hartland
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Hartland You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Hartland
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Hartland "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Hartland
It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Hartland The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Hartland
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Hartland LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Hartland
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Hartland Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hartland
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Hartland "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hartland
