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They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Paignton Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Paignton
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Paignton The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
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In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Paignton May you never leave your marriage alive. Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Paignton
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Paignton Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Paignton
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Paignton We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Paignton
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Paignton Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
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-- Marcus Aurelius Man and wife make one fool. Paignton
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Paignton Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Paignton
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Paignton Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
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Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Paignton Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Paignton
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Paignton He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Paignton
Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Paignton Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Paignton
