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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Plympton Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Plympton
Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Plympton Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Plympton
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Plympton "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Plympton
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Plympton The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Plympton
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Plympton It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Plympton
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Plympton You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Plympton
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Plympton There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Plympton
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Plympton The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Plympton
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Plympton Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Plympton
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Plympton "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Plympton
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Plympton It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Plympton
