No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Travel and Tourism "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Travel and Tourism The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Travel and Tourism
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Travel and Tourism Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Travel and Tourism
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Travel and Tourism Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Travel and Tourism
"These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Travel and Tourism A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Travel and Tourism
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Travel and Tourism "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Travel and Tourism
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Travel and Tourism
"One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Travel and Tourism The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Travel and Tourism Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Travel and Tourism
You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Travel and Tourism No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Travel and Tourism
