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Bournemouth Borough Council - Extensive information on facilities, services and activities controlled by this local government. Details of social, education and economic issues together with a listing of job vacancies.
Hengistbury Head - Details of the structure, history and the catastrophic man-made rapid erosion that threatens this sandstone headland.
White Lodge and St Helens House - Family run residential care homes with en-suite accommodation overlooking Boscombe Chine gardens. Details of their facilities together with photos of the location and a map of the area.
Dorset Aviation Enthusiasts Club - News, history, image galleries, and meeting details.
Bournemouth Churches Housing Association - The BHCA is a resource for homeless people in the area. They provide accommodation across a wide spectrum of special needs, often with complex presenting issues. There are details of their schemes together with photos of their locations.
American Dream Limousines - A company offering an American style chauffeur driven limousine service. Includes examples of journeys offered, booking and quote service, terms and conditions and contact information.
Capricorn Escapes - Dorset based company building and selling freehold properties in Monastiriaki, Crete. Includes floor plans, prices, and contact information.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. -- Abraham Lincoln Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron Bournemouth The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. -- Virginia Woolf "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker Bournemouth "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Bournemouth Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. -- Thornton Wilder Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage Bournemouth Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin We never live; we are always in the expectation of living. -- Voltaire "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Bournemouth "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. -- Al Capp I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! -- Will Rogers Bournemouth "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar May you never leave your marriage alive. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Bournemouth That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Bournemouth When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. -- Dave Barry I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Bournemouth I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Bournemouth If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth. -- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. -- Flannery O'Connor Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow aint as bad as it seems. -- Billy Joel Bournemouth Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. -- James Lowell Bournemouth Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory. -- Albert Schweitzer A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton Bournemouth "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Bournemouth "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Bournemouth Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan Bournemouth A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Faith is believing what you know ain't so. -- Mark Twain "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Bournemouth It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. -- Eugene McCarthy Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events. -- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James Bournemouth Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin Bournemouth Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Bournemouth The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind. -- William James Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Bournemouth "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein Bournemouth
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