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Recreation and Sports Links

S.P.L.A.T. - Organisers of adventure activities including quadbikes, go-karts, paintball, hovercrafts, and clay pigeon shooting. [Flash required]
The Pursuits Club - A leisure club for (18+) sociable individuals interested in anything from pub nights to parachuting, volleyball to scuba diving and parties to climbing. Provides comprehensive information on all the activities available including membership fees.
Bournemouth Wado Ryu Academy - Contains information about the club and the history of this form of karate. Includes action photographs.
Bournemouth Arrow CC - Contains details about joining the club, cycle racing, the junior section and photos of riders. [Flash required]
Bournemouth Jubilee Wheelers Cycling Club - Participates in all aspects of cycling, from road and track racing and time trials to tourist trials and randonées. Provides club records and statistics, a newsletter and details of the club's activities.
Southbourne Tennis Club - League fixtures and results, club news, pictures and social events.
Bournemouth Slot Car Club - Provides details of the club, the track, the meeting dates together with a location map.
Academy of Shaolin Kung Fu - School of martial arts teaching self defence and weapons training. Details of instructors and their expertise. [Flash required]
Bearwood Karate Club - Club offers training in Wado-Ryu style karate in the Bearwood area of the town. Includes information on Wado-Ryu and club newsletters.
The Friends of Kinson Common - A countryside volunteer group. Includes details of the Common, the group's activities, and a collection of photographs.
Progressive Tennis - Tennis coaching for people of all ages with John Rogers, Head Coach . Includes information about the Shelley Park Tennis Club, about the Head Coach, coaching sessions run, prices for coaching, diary dates and contact details.
Bournemouth Dolphins Swimming Club - A swimming club operating from two venues in the town at all levels of competitive and non-competitive swimming. Includes details of the pool times, Club fees, an FAQ, meet details, a newsletter, calendar, a whose who and contact information.
Mr Cookie Collective - A web site promoting DIY punk, hardcore, ska and emo gigs in the town. Includes the latest news, reviews, photos, a mailing list and contact details.
Bournemouth BMX Club - Includes news, race reports, club information and membership details.
Bournemouth Boghoppers - A Youth Hostel Association walking and social group for the East Dorset area. Includes a history of the Group, photo gallery and diary of events with contact information.
AFC Bournemouth - Official club website. Includes information on the club, the squad and the club's history, as well as details of ordering tickets, betting on the team, and other services such as SMS alerts.
Ambassador Snooker - 24 hour snooker club. Site includes information on facilities available, details of competitions and items for sale.
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible. -- Mao Tse-tung "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden Recreation and Sports Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Recreation and Sports The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. -- Albert Einstein Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Recreation and Sports "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. -- P. J Recreation and Sports May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats I still live. -- Daniel Webster, dying words Recreation and Sports If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P. J. O'Rourke I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Recreation and Sports I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally desparate to get out. -- Di Peatlins You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Recreation and Sports Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Recreation and Sports Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. -- Mark Twain Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. -- Bob Inglis, 1995 Recreation and Sports I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. -- Gore Vidal If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. - Clarence Darrow, "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. -- Tom Robbins Recreation and Sports Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous Flowers are words which even a baby can understand. -- Arthur C. Coxe "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words Recreation and Sports My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones Recreation and Sports Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. -- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. -- George Bernard Shaw "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be. -- Betty Shabazz All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Recreation and Sports Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 We haven't the money, so we've got to think. -- Lord Rutherford Recreation and Sports A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Recreation and Sports Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - Buckminster You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres Recreation and Sports "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Recreation and Sports "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. Wells Recreation and Sports How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin What's new? Most of my wife. The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Recreation and Sports If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -- Al Bernstein "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Recreation and Sports
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