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The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Transport To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Transport
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Transport "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Transport
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Transport "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Transport Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Transport
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Transport When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Transport
I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Transport Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Transport
I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Transport The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Transport
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Transport We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transport
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Transport Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Transport
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Transport "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Transport
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Transport This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Transport
