West Bay and Bridport Tourist Guide - A tourist information guide to the seaside resort of West Bay, with a working harbour, and its neighbour Bridport.
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-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism
The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- George Bus Travel and Tourism
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-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
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-- G. K. Chesterton "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
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-- Martin H. Fischer It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
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The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Facts are the enemy of truth.
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A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
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-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Travel and Tourism
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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce The soul is healed by being with children.
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commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Travel and Tourism For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Travel and Tourism
