"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Financial Services It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Financial Services
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Financial Services Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Financial Services
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
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-- Fred Astaire "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Financial Services "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Financial Services
"If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
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-- Peter Ustinov The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
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-- Smith & Jones Financial Services "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Financial Services
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Financial Services There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
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The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Financial Services A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
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-- Vincent Van Gogh Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Financial Services
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Financial Services They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Financial Services
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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-- G. K. Chesterton Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Financial Services If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Financial Services
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Financial Services "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) To love another person is to help them love God.
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blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
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-- William Faulkner Financial Services Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed Financial Services
Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Financial Services There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
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