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Cerne Abbas First School - Cerne Abbas CE VC First School is a Church of England voluntary controlled First School located in the village.
Cerne Abbas - Community pages for this ancient village famous for its rude Giant carved in the hillside 2000 years ago. Local information for tourists, accommodation, organisations, churches and walks.
Hawk Hangar Falconry Centre - A training centre for falconers and their birds offering basic and advance courses. Also offer pest control, corporate entertainment, displays, advice on sick or injured birds. Includes details of facilities and course offered with contact information.
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