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Mudeford County Junior School - Catering for children aged 7 to 11 years, this features information about the school’s music department and the activities of its steel pan, samba and recorder groups.
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To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Education "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Education
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Education I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Education
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Education
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Education In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Education
It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Education Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Education
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Education Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart What's new? Most of my wife. Education
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Education My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Education
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Education Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Education
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Education "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Education
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Education "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Education
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Education "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Education
