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Cheriton Dental Practice - Includes profiles of the dentists, explanations of consultation procedures and the ability to make an appointment online.
Stour Surgery - Information about opening times, emergencies, health care and profiles of the medical team.
Godshaer Herbalist - Practice run by a qualified medical herbalist with information about conditions, treatments and the history of herbalism. Includes prices and mail ordering.
Christchurch Chiropractic Centre - Qualified practictioners. Includes staff profiles, fees and information about consultation procedures.
The Farmhouse Surgery - General practitioners located in Purewell. Contact information, self-treatment advice and details of services offered.
Inspired Touch - Holistic therapists based in Mudeford. Information about their approaches to massage and colourpuncture with pricing and consultation details.
The Orchard Surgery - Based in the Christchurch Medical Centre in Purewell. Provides practice information with staff profiles.
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