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Christchurch Tourism - Official Christchurch Tourism site. Accommodation, attractions, events and all about Christchurch for tourists and visitors to the area.
Mudeford Beach Huts - A notice board containing information about beach huts for sale and to rent. It also contains a guide to the area of Mudeford.
Avon Beach Company - Christchurch beach resort with stunning views and excellent facilities for the family and watersports.
Stewarts Maize Maze - A themed maze constructed in a 19 acre field on the outskirts of Christchurch. Information about past designs, current projects, admission prices and opening times.
Mudeford Ferry - Operating between the quay and beach at Mudeford Sandbank. Details of times, cruises and the scattering of ashes at sea.
Mudeford Sandbank East - From the Marine Conservation Society. A description of the beach, the facilities and how to find it.
Dorset Life: The Dorset Walk - A guided walk around the harbour incorporating Hengistbury Head and Stanpit Marsh. Directions and background information.
Mudeford Sandbank News - Online source for this local publication containing press coverage and archived copies of the print version.
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