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Mortons House Hotel, Corfe Castle - A sixteenth century Elizabethan Manor previously linked by underground tunnels to Corfe Castle. Mortons offers both the history and charm of a private country house.
Corfe Castle - Describes the village and its history with local links and contact details.
Corfe Castle Holiday Cottages - Two Restored holiday cottages in the centre of the village. Includes details of the cottages, the village and information about the availability of the cottages.
The Blue Pool - Old claypit whose waters vary in colour and tea rooms. Describes its attractions and facilities with location map.
Holiday Cottage, Isle of Purbeck - 18th Century cottage in Corfe Castle available for self-catering holidays (sleeps 6).
Bankes Arms Hotel Corfe Castle Dorset. - A hotel situated in the Village Square just 150 metres from the castle entrance. Includes hotel and restaurant information, contact details and location map.
Challow Barn, Corfe Castle - A three bedroom traditional Purbeck stone cottage on the edge of the village. Includes details of the cottage, photographs and tariff.
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