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"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Corfe Mullen His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Corfe Mullen
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Corfe Mullen The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Corfe Mullen
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Corfe Mullen Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Corfe Mullen
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Corfe Mullen "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Corfe Mullen
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Corfe Mullen A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Corfe Mullen
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Corfe Mullen He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Corfe Mullen
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Corfe Mullen Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Corfe Mullen
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Corfe Mullen People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Corfe Mullen
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Corfe Mullen If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Corfe Mullen
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Corfe Mullen "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Corfe Mullen
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Corfe Mullen With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Corfe Mullen
