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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Cranborne I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Cranborne
"Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Cranborne ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Cranborne
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Cranborne If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Cranborne
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Cranborne I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Cranborne
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Cranborne Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Cranborne
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Cranborne Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Cranborne
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Cranborne What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Cranborne
The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Cranborne Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Cranborne
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Cranborne "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Cranborne
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Cranborne My other wife is beautiful. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Cranborne
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Cranborne Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Cranborne
