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	Ferndown Drama Group - Provides an overview of an active drama group that was formed in 1962. Includes membership details, information about their current production and a list of past productions.
	Hayhurst Catering Equipment - Service, sales and repairs to water boilers, urns, dishwashers, glasswashers and other catering equipment.
	K-Tec Racing - Renault tuning and styling.
	Wayside Transport - Driving tuition for all kinds of heavy goods vehicles.
	West Wind Developments - Specialising in the creation, hosting and management of websites.
	Ferndown First School - For 4-9 year olds from the local community. The site has examples of children's work, and information for PTA and OFSTED reports.
	Ferndown Middle School - Provides education for children in the 9 - 13 age range
	Wren Furnishings - Provides company, product outline and contact details for this furniture retailers.
	Saturn Spraying Systems Ltd - Spraying systems for the food processing industries and product handling and conveyor systems.
	Hi-de-hi Leisure - Hire a 1895 sailing barge, 1943 DC3 Dakota, Steam Train, 1942 harbour defence launch, or 1920s Gas Lit Cinema.
	David Phipp House Furnishers - Well established furniture retailer.
	Professional Computer Group Limited - Specialists in business accounts software and legal information systems software - consultation, supply and training provided to the UK.
	Abacus Van Hire - A family owned and run car, van and truck hire business. Includes company news, details of vehicles available to hire, special offers, information on ex-hire vehicles for sale and contact details.
	Roy's Toys - Supplying wide variety of kites, windsocks, windwheels, twisters and spinners, available by e-commerce.
	Bridge House Hotel - Recently refurbished establishment situated in the countryside near the River Stour. Includes information on the accommodation, conference facilties, menu's and forthcoming events.
	Ten-25 Software - Computer software solutions for timber and builders merchants. Product details, company profile, services available and contact information.
	Dudsbury Golf Club - Set beside the river Stour in Ferndown, Dorset. The club also offers full catering and conferencing facilities.
	Ferndown Golf Club - One of the South Coast's most prestigious golf clubs, set in beautiful grounds and home to many major events on the golfing calendar.
	West Pharmaservices UK - Packaging Machinery Suppliers - UK based packaging machinery suppliers and engineers, offering new and used packaging machines including continuous motion, labelling heads and bagging machinery
	Ferndown Demolition - Demolition and salvage contractors with reclaimed materials yard for tiles, stone, cast-iron, sleepers and floorboards. Full details on company and expertise.
	Logik Systems Copying Systems Limited - Copying system solutions for copying, printing and scanning needs. Suppliers of Cannon, Toshiba copier and photocopier solutions. Includes downloadable product information, location and contact details.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool. -- Voltaire The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Imitation is the sincerest form of television. -- Fred Allen Ferndown Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. -- Charles Caleb Colton Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . . grand Ferndown I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Ferndown I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Ferndown Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Ferndown "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Ferndown "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours. -- Woody Allen By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST Ferndown No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Ferndown The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. -- Bertrand Russell "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Ferndown I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin Ferndown Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. -- Francis Bacon "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Ferndown Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- John Adams, dying words The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana Ferndown When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver My other wife is beautiful. Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. -- John Stuart Mill "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 Ferndown "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Ferndown If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield Ferndown The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Ferndown If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason Ferndown For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. -- Robert Frost Ferndown "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without the sympathy of the community. -- William James Ferndown Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture. -- Allen Ginsberg "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James Ferndown Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. -- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard Ferndown "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne Ferndown Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link | Sponsored Link |