Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Lytchett Minster The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Lytchett Minster
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Lytchett Minster The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Lytchett Minster
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Lytchett Minster Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Lytchett Minster
He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Lytchett Minster You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Lytchett Minster
"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Lytchett Minster May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Lytchett Minster
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Lytchett Minster What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Lytchett Minster
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Lytchett Minster Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Lytchett Minster
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Lytchett Minster Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Lytchett Minster
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Lytchett Minster "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Lytchett Minster
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Lytchett Minster Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Lytchett Minster
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Lytchett Minster Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Lytchett Minster
