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"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
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-- Voltaire Milborne St Andrew The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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-- General Douglas MacArthur "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Milborne St Andrew
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
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-- Oscar Wilde Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
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An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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-- G. M. Trevelyan Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
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The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
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The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
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-- Margaret Thatcher Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
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-- Anonymous I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
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-- Anton Chekhov Milborne St Andrew "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Milborne St Andrew
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-- Ovid A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
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"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
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distance Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Milborne St Andrew
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
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-- Gandhi Milborne St Andrew If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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