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- Will Durant If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
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-- English Proverb Football "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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-- Paul Valery Football
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Football
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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-- Oscar Wilde Football
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
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-- Ed Bluestone Football
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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-- Ghandi I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Football
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
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60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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-- Aaron Levenstein Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Football
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
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-- James Baldwin Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Football
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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-- H. L. Mencken Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Football For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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