Studland Links
Return to Main
 Link to our Web Page
 Up One Level
:: Europe :::: United Kingdom :::: England :::: Dorset :::: Studland ::

Studland Links

Studland United Nudists - Nudist group campaigning to re-gain full nudist rites near the Studland coastal area Dorset. The site also provides information about the area and its history.
Fauns Cottage - Five bedroom holiday cottage in the Studland Bay area. Photographs, prices and description.
The Manor House Hotel - A National Trust Country House Hotel overlooking Studland Bay near Swanage. Details include directions to the hotel, a tariff, Christmas and New Year booking information and photographs of the inside and outside of the hotel. Food and accommodation.
The Knoll House - A traditional family run hotel. Includes information on the facilities, guided walks in the local area, the tariff, how to book and location. Also includes a picture gallery, staff information and contact details.
Isle of Purbeck Golf Club - An international standard golf club club. Includes full information on course availability , membership of the club and course conditions. Also a Members only web page access.
Rectory Cottage Bed & Breakfast - A Cottage available for Bed & Breakfast in the village. Includes information on the accommodation and contact details.
National Trust - Studland Beach & Nature Reserve - National Trust property page with information about opening times and facilities.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of pleasure, assuage what I find of pain. -- Lyster Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Studland Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. -- G. K. Chesterton In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain Studland ...the fog is rising. -- Emily Dickinson, dying words The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Studland Only positive consequences encourage good future performances. -- Kenneth H. Blanchard Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Studland The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. -- Thomas Jefferson "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Studland I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau Studland Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear. -- Henry David Thoreau Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Studland "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Studland The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. -- Helen Roland "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) The child is the father of the man. -- William Wordsworth Studland "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Studland After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. -- Aldous Huxley then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't everythin "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it. -- Anonymous Studland Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. -- Henry Ford Studland The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. -- Tom Clancy Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Studland I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce intelligence. -- Philo Vance Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell Studland Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice Studland "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, Studland "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Studland Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. -- Alvin Toffler Studland Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever sea Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. - Henry Ford Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. -- William Yeats Studland A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost Studland Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about. -- Hen "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash Studland They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist Studland
Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |  Sponsored Link |