Sturminster Newton High School - Information on subjects, resources and sixth form for this high school teaching pupils from 13-18 years of age.
Courtenay Photographic - Describes photography service based in Sturminster Newton, with details of offers, gallery of pictures and contact information.
Homestead, The - Bed and Breakfast and self-catering accommodation, all rooms have en suite facilities.
Caleva Process Solution Limited - Manufacturers of extruders and spheronizers for the pharmaceutical industry. Technical product information and contact details.
Sturminster Newton Community Website - News and views on local matters and a directory of businesses and community groups for Sturminster Newton area.
Root & Vine Fruit & Veg Shop - A shop offering fresh seasonal fruit and vegetables as they become available throughout the year. Includes details of products sold and contact details.
Yachting Instruments Limited - Suppliers of specialist watches for the yachting world. Makers of the Tidemaster range of watches. Includes profile and product information.
Barrelhouse Blues Club - Monthly blues, rock, and jazz music events. Includes event listings and contests.
The Sturminster Newton Cheese Festival - The Annual Cheese Festival held in Spetember. Includes details of the Festival events including entertainment and contact information.
Jeck Films of Dorset - A film production company that produces video tape of interest to the enthusiast of preservation and heritage subjects including steam engines to road runs. Includes video information, online ordering and contact details.
Northover Fuels - A family owned oil and coal merchants delivering fuel in the Dorset, Somerset and Wiltshire area. Includes profile and services.
BMV Web Design - Specialize in W3C and section 508 compliant, new and re-written websites.
Sturminster Newton OPC project - This OPC project is part of the bigger Dorset Online Parish Clerk project. This site has information relevant to Sturminster Newton and lists to other sources of information for the town. Also has contact details.
Wessex Video Productions - A video production company offering video and DVD titles portraying the beautiful and historic south west of England. Includes a list of the titles currently available for sale by mail order, telephone or via the web site.
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Sturminster Newton The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Sturminster Newton
Man and wife make one fool. No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Sturminster Newton Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Sturminster Newton
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Sturminster Newton Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Sturminster Newton
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Sturminster Newton I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Sturminster Newton
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Sturminster Newton "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Sturminster Newton
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Sturminster Newton An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Sturminster Newton
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Sturminster Newton Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Sturminster Newton
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Sturminster Newton Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Sturminster Newton
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Sturminster Newton Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Sturminster Newton
A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Sturminster Newton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Sturminster Newton
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Sturminster Newton "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Sturminster Newton
