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-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Health
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
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- Oscar Wilde Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Health The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
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-- Arnold Bennett There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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-- Antonio Machado "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Health
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
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- Frank Zappa Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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-- Rose Kennedy Health "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
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prime function of looking forward.
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-- Woody Allen Health
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-- George Bernard Shaw Health In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
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-- Will Rogers Health "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
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- Sherlock Holmes Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Health
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-- G. K. Chesterton Health If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
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-- Agnes Repplier Health
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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-- Elbert Hubbard Health
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
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-- Oscar Levant Health
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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-- Josh Billings Health History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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