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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Verwood "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Verwood
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Verwood "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) Verwood
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Verwood I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Verwood
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Verwood "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Verwood
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Verwood Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Verwood
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Verwood After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Verwood
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Verwood Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Verwood
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Verwood If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Verwood
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Verwood The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Verwood
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Verwood Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Verwood
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Verwood Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Verwood
